Pre-Haircut Buzz

Tomorrow I will be pimping myself out for a free haircut.  It’s going to screw up my whole schedule–I have to be there at 8am.  I’m normally just getting around to going to sleep a few hours before that ungodly hour.  And in addition to waking up early (during the predicted snow) I received a confirmation call instructing me to dress “fashion forward” and wear high heels.  WHAT?  Don’t they realize I’m pursuing a free haircut because I’m not the kind of girl who wears high heels with any frequency or spends much time debating the fashion forwardness of her outfits? 

But really I’m super excited.  I haven’t had a haircut since September, so it’ll be good to get rid of the weird asymmetrical thing I’ve got going on (if only to replace it with blue hair or a rat tail or something equally awesome).  As long as the new ‘do doesn’t require a lot of aerosol hair products I’ll be happy.

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5 responses to “Pre-Haircut Buzz

  1. Excellent video selection… and good luck with the cut and the runway walk you might have to make…

    I hope the results won’t have to be featured in What’s Wrong With Me? 3-D

  2. madamelibrarian

    One of my earliest memories is telling my babysitter that I wanted to watch Coming to America when I was six or seven and her being like, “Are you allowed to watch that–it’s rated R” and me being like, “Um, I’ve seen it multiple times, woman.” This may just solve the What’s Wrong With Me question!

  3. I forgot how racy some of the stuff in CtA was until we decided to play the movie overhead at a video store I used to work for. I was out on the floor putting some DVD’s back when a slew of epithets came flying out. I was going to hurry to get back, but I figured the bulk of it was over. I was wrong, but thankfully no one complained.

    Also, I think you should jazz up your avatar with the colored streaks so we can share in the fun!

  4. madamelibrarian

    Ah, I always wanted to work in a video store. Or a library…because you know, lots of them offer videos. Anyway, perhaps I’ll jazz up the avatar so long as I find one with an expression that reads equal parts “Take me seriously” and “I only come out at night.”

  5. That’s exactly what I was going for with my cymbal monkey! You do take me seriously right? But I’ll have to get back to you later, because the moon’s out and I have some partying to do!

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