Why are you WAITING IN LINE for OVERPRICED COSTUMES?!
It’s last minute. That’s good. Procrastination is good. You get to hang out in line with guys who wear khaki shorts despite the late October temperatures:
Buy why pay $50 for a Wonder Woman costume that’s all synthetic and cleavage? It’d be more cost effective and less desperate if you just emptied some red and blue bottles of finger paint just below your bosoms and let it trickle down some.
Although…it must feel pretty damn cool to have to make it past a bouncer before you can buy your Kate Gosselin wig. Way to go.
Anyway. Happy Halloween!!!!!