If you find yourself lost in that throng of angry pedestrians taking pictures of themselves in front of the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. and electronic billboards, I recommend walking on the south side of W 43rd between 9th and 10th Avenues. It will provide respite from the chaos, and it will remind you of one of the simplest pleasures in life–smelling stuff that smells good. Specifically, the good-smelling scents of these two things:
You may also get a whiff of urine.
Remember that time in Forest Gump when Forrest hangs out with Lt. Dan on New Year’s Eve? And they end up back in some room with those women they picked up at the bar? Then Lt. Dan falls over in his wheelchair and the women laugh and leave? I hope your New Year’s is JUST LIKE THAT.
Or, you know. I hope it’s awesome.