Tag Archives: advertisements

I’m no rhino expert, but…

I’m pretty sure they’re capable of killing all these women with little effort:

I particularly enjoy the woman who turns to see the rhino about to attack an unsuspecting neighborhood and simply smiles as though she’s seen an old friend and continues on her way.  That’d be my reaction, too.

Just in time for Valentine’s Day…

I'm so glad my lover is as vain and superficial as I am!

Now I can’t buy these.

This ad really, really disappoints me.  They couldn’t think of a less obnoxious way to advertise these stupid sneakers besides making us all stare at this woman’s ass??  I know that’s the point of the sneakers–to tone asses, but come on.