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*Dejected Sigh*

Just got back from the library.  Nearly took out this book:

But I thought better of it. You know those AXE body spray commercials in which women flock to men who spritz themselves with that god awful stuff? Well, that’s how I am with cats. Not in a sexual way. Just in that frenzied, I need to touch you or I will die way. In line at the drug store last week, the cashier was showing the customer ahead of me photos of her cat on her cell phone, and I practically tackled the magazine and candy rack trying to get a peek.   I didn’t destroy any merchandise, but I did screech, “I WANT TO SEE!”

It’s not normal.  So, I took these books out, instead:

Well see if I actually devote time to its pages.

We'll see if I actually devote time to its pages.

And then, one with a matching cover that I think will be oddly inspiring despite the subject matter:

Against Happiness: In Praise of Melancholy

Against Happiness: In Praise of Melancholy

Speaking of melancholy…a collection agency called about an outstanding dental bill before I could finish writing this post.  This clip instantly came to mind as I reminisced about how awful that damn dentist was: