I’m gearing up for a joint birthday party tomorrow night. Mine and my arborist friend’s, to be specific. It’s not really a party. It’s just me at the bar I always go to joined by more people I know than usual.
Today I visited the 99 Cent store next to the strip club in my neighborhood. Stocked up on balloons and streamers. Now I just need an embarrassing cake. Ideally I would like this one:
That thing is pimp, right? Hershey Kisses on the bottom. Ivy made out of GUMMIES? Genius.
Speaking of genius:
Yes. Yes, I would like a piece of that.
This one, though, takes the figurative and literal cake:
And this would be the last resort:
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Tagged 99 cent stores, arborists, balloons, birthday cake, chuck norris, princesses, ronald reagan, streamers, strip clubs, tom selleck
With unemployment comes new hobbies, like suddenly having the time to blog every day, or sitting in an internet cafe applying to be in a Bollywood film, or remembering how much you love photography. All of my new hobbies have been really satisfying, but I’m really glad I broke out my camera again. It’s kind of a beast and I lost my USB cord, so I stopped using it for a good year or two, but Kathleen has one of those printers that you can insert your memory stick into, so uploading is easy again! Here are a few of my favorite photos of late:
I told her she's a model and she erupted.
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Tagged balloons, beast, bollywood, cameras, hobbies, internet cafes, Photography, unemployment