There’s a job on Craigslist for men that involves wearing tight t-shirts and handing out free Bon Bons to women. I have the link if anyone is interested.
Today a strange thing happened that was unexpected and awesome. I’m not going to say what it was because that’s how wonderful it was. But I will compare it to other things and maybe you’ll be able to guess. For instance, this thing that happened was more beautiful than this:
More ripped than these:
Less Canadian than this:
And almost as exciting and homoerotic as this:
If you guess correctly I’ll give you free Bon Bons. Probably while wearing a t-shirt of some kind.