So, I admit: My last blog post, in which I intended to find out what the deal is with Paul Mitchell, seems (a little) less important now that I sit here with my first sunburn of the 2009 season wondering what the deal is with this swine flu.
Swine flu. Bea Arthur dies and the world goes to complete shit.
Photographs of people wearing medical masks and pigs gorging themselves on ominous heap piles are popping up everywhere! And most confusing, none of my Facebook friends have written witty status updates about it. Don’t they know what’s going on in Mexico, New Zealand, Hong Kong, Canada, Spain, and the US?! Don’t know they know that Shia Labeouf and Harrison Ford have already signed on and are awaiting funds from the WHO and the CDC before proceeding?!
Between this and the anticipation of tomorrow night’s episode of “The Hills”…it’s shaping up to be a real doozy of a Monday.