I’m gearing up for a joint birthday party tomorrow night. Mine and my arborist friend’s, to be specific. It’s not really a party. It’s just me at the bar I always go to joined by more people I know than usual.
Today I visited the 99 Cent store next to the strip club in my neighborhood. Stocked up on balloons and streamers. Now I just need an embarrassing cake. Ideally I would like this one:
That thing is pimp, right? Hershey Kisses on the bottom. Ivy made out of GUMMIES? Genius.
Speaking of genius:
This one, though, takes the figurative and literal cake:
And this would be the last resort: